"Don't lay all your chickens in one egg."

- ROLEY

Capitalism means we all won't make it to the top of the pile, while communism guarantees we'll all be at the bottom.
-Roley

If you're looking for your personality at the bottom of a glass, then you probably don't have one.
-Roley

Do something you're proud of instead of feeling ashamed for doing nothing.
-Roley

People who are paid to help need a constant supply of the unfortunate, unless they want to be out of a job.
-Roley

A man is defined by what he does, so don't take too long taking a shit.
-Roley

Keyword jokes are so meta.
-Roley

In the land of the deaf, the one eared man will take your order.
-Roley

A penis is like savings in the bank. You might not have much, but it's all that you've got.
-Roley

Life isn't the plans you make. It's the things you do.
-Roley

Let the mundane be your life. Don't let your life be mundane.
-Roley

Don't lay all your chickens in one egg.
-Roley

In space no one can hear you clean.
-Roley

Whatever the endeavour, go through it together.
-Roley

When life sucks, just hope it doesn't spit in your face.
-Roley

When telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act, we must all become revolutionists.
-Roley

Lies are a convenience for the weak.
-Roley

At some point dumbed down just becomes dumb.
-Roley

Nice guys finish...on their belly.
-Roley

Every man writes his story alone. But a story can only mean anything, if it's shared with others.
- Roley

Deus Ex Human Revolution, a story so perfectly entwined, it's like a double helix diagram of the games' dna.
- Roley

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. But give that man a fishing rod...and he'll chop it up for firewood or swap it for a fish.
- Roley

You can't pleasure everyone, so pleasure yourself.
- Roley

Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone's got one and most of them stink.
- Roley

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it lick your balls.
- Roley