Minecraft's Hidden Story
Minecraft is the undisputed champion when it comes to sales of an indie developer's game. Attracting people of all ages and backgrounds to play this little blocky game, including a disturbing amount of adults on YouTube who talk as if they're simple. I can only assume it's people who wanted to be kid presenters on tv. but were told to fuck off and are now hoovering up the views from the hordes of kids plonked in front of YouTube as some sort of unpaid childminder.
I really think watching the average Minecraft channel could be used to judge the level of intelligence or retardedness of an individual, if we could fine tune it. I mean if you watch a Minecraft video and don't A) want to kill yourself or B) want to kill the person in the video, then there has to be something wrong in your skull slug.
It didn't surprise me that weirdos would take advantage of shit parents, plopping their off-spring in front of a device accessing the internet unchecked. Nor did it surprise me the shear volume of videos made about Minecraft itself, what shocked me (not shocked me in the sense of seeing an old woman take a shit in the park, just in this context) is that no one had cracked what Minecraft was about.
As far as I'm aware (didn't check extensively as you can only stifle your vomit for so long) no one had gone into the possible story for Minecraft. This of course lead me to create my Minecraft theory video, after researching the game and its creator.
I really think watching the average Minecraft channel could be used to judge the level of intelligence or retardedness of an individual, if we could fine tune it. I mean if you watch a Minecraft video and don't A) want to kill yourself or B) want to kill the person in the video, then there has to be something wrong in your skull slug.
It didn't surprise me that weirdos would take advantage of shit parents, plopping their off-spring in front of a device accessing the internet unchecked. Nor did it surprise me the shear volume of videos made about Minecraft itself, what shocked me (not shocked me in the sense of seeing an old woman take a shit in the park, just in this context) is that no one had cracked what Minecraft was about.
As far as I'm aware (didn't check extensively as you can only stifle your vomit for so long) no one had gone into the possible story for Minecraft. This of course lead me to create my Minecraft theory video, after researching the game and its creator.
too deep for the average Minecraft player
I think the video was a little too deep for the average Minecraft player and is the main reason it didn't get a lot more views. I did however get the smarter Minecraft players watching and enjoying the video, with the kiddies seemingly sticking their fingers in their ears as I told them Santa wasn't real.
The strange thing is Minecraft then actually brought out Minecraft story mode, which no doubt had a hand burying the Minecraft theory video, as the feckless hordes churned out dogshit Minecraft let'splay video after dogshit Minecraft let's play video to get that sweet baby sitting money.
But hey, I enjoyed making this Minecraft video and I get to say I'm in a select club of Minecraft videos, not aimed at the bottom feeders. As far as wondering how popular Minecraft is? At the time of writing this little chat, Minecraft as had over 24 million sales in total and they sell over 7000 copies a day - fucking mind blowing numbers.
The strange thing is Minecraft then actually brought out Minecraft story mode, which no doubt had a hand burying the Minecraft theory video, as the feckless hordes churned out dogshit Minecraft let'splay video after dogshit Minecraft let's play video to get that sweet baby sitting money.
But hey, I enjoyed making this Minecraft video and I get to say I'm in a select club of Minecraft videos, not aimed at the bottom feeders. As far as wondering how popular Minecraft is? At the time of writing this little chat, Minecraft as had over 24 million sales in total and they sell over 7000 copies a day - fucking mind blowing numbers.